Friday, July 6, 2012

Sexy Itty Bitties - Sexy Short Story Buzz

Erin's Review of Casey's Night In, by Minx Malone

My Rating: 1 out of 5 lonely broken hearts
Andre Lavin lives life in the fast lane and the pampered Italian playboy isn't used to being denied. Anything. Which makes his attraction to the shy, hauntingly beautiful Cassandra Michaels even more frustrating. She's unimpressed by his flashy lifestyle and his every attempt to get closer seems to drive her further away.
Where Casey comes from rich handsome men don't fall for girls like her but there's nothing to stop her from enjoying a fling. All she needs is one night to find out what she's been missing and then she can go back to her boring, predictable life. One night to touch and be touched and she can leave with her heart intact.

Well …what to say about this one?  It was pretty damn craptastic!
I guess with these sexy stories, especially when they are itty bitties there isn’t going to be much character development…but this one seriously lacked everything. 
The entire story was told in a dream.  Only you didn’t know it until the very end of the story when she woke up.  What made it worse was that it just wasn’t sexy or erotic in anyway, kind of the same old run of the mill romance story. 
I want STEAM, PASSION, UNPREDICATABLE SEXINESS………oh well…hopefully the next one will work it’s magic….

Lily's Review of Jouli's Masquerade, by Marc J. Riley

A young princess dreams of attending her first masked ball. Denied by her Father, she plots to circumvent his wishes. Scheming with her maid, she finds that not everything she encounters is as it seems. There are much darker forces at work. She finds herself facing a dilemma that just might reveal her as something less than a princess.

Note: The material in the eBook contains sexually explicit content and is intended for a mature audience only.

Book Blurb From:Goodreads
Author: Marc J. Riley
Publication Date: June 2, 2012
File Size/Print Length: 237 kb/52 Pages

Lily's Rating: didn't like it (my current rating) it was ok liked it really liked it it was amazing

This short story was free on Amazon when I saw it. The cover is absolutely delicious. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to grab it. 

I read it in 35 minutes and I swear that my expression at the end of it was probably something like this:

WTF did I just read?

Just so everyone knows.. I am not a prude, but seriously???? Getting spunked on by a bunch of strange creepy men and then have strange creepy women lick it off, while some demon takes over your body and wants man meat over and over again is just not my cup of tea. If it's yours though, by all means... get this. You will love it! There is a good percentage of the 52 pages with that kind of stuff....but really really really really not for me.

It was not what I was expecting, and frankly, I was totally grossed out.......
... and disturbed. And that ending??? WTF...(shakes head)

This short story is currently priced for $2.99 on Amazon.  Really?  REALLY?????

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